Overheard

2.00am Tunbridge Wells. I was woken by an accent that was so posh it sounded like he had a pyroclast scraping up and down his throat with each vowel.

Boy: What a totally maaaad night! Henry was annihalated! HA, I'm pretty smashed too!

Girl: Yeah....

Boy: YeeAAHH! WOOOO! What a night! YeAAHH! So you as smashed as me Jenny?

Girl: No.....cold.

(I presume boy is now hugging her or playfighting)

Girl: Not THAT cold.

Boy: So......you like my new leather jacket? Awesome huh?

Girl: Hmmm

BOY: Guess how much it cost!?!

Girl: Don't care.

Boy: Go on! Guess!

Girl: I really don't care.

Boy: Go on!

Girl: No.

Boy Two HUNdred and seventy pounds!

Girl: ....I recognise that....Ha! No it didn't!....My brother tried it on late night shopping. Its from River Island!

Boy: No it isn't! Check out the lining!

Girl: It's the same lining!